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近日，好意思国Reddit论坛上出现一篇标题为《NBA齐有哪些名敬重屎的冥东说念主冥言》的琢磨贴，好意思网友纷繁发表各自的念念法，如下是这篇帖子的试验以及部分好意思网友的驳斥。

What are some all time nba quotes that aged poorly?

《NBA齐有哪些名敬重屎的冥东说念主冥言？》

One that comes to mind is Latrell Sprewell's "I got a family to feed." After a solid season averaging 17/4/4 with the Timberwolves in 2004， Sprewell received a $21 million contract extension. He turned down the extension saying he's got a family to feed. The following season， Sprewell's performance declined and he was out of the league the year after.

楼主说：最初我念念到的是拉特里尔-斯普雷威尔的那句“这齐不够我养家生存的！”

2003-2004赛季在丛林狼打出场均17+4+4的细致推崇之后，斯普雷威尔收到一份总价值2100万好意思元的续约报价，但他绝交了这份报价并说说念这不够他养家生存的。接下去的一个赛季，斯普雷威尔的状态下滑，并在阿谁赛季之后从定约隐没了。

******好意思网友驳斥******

[–]duggum 3115 points 1 day ago

"We wish he were seven feet， but he isn’t. There just wasn’t a center available. What can you do… Jordan isn’t going to turn this franchise around. I wouldn't ask him to. I wouldn't put that kind of pressure on him. He’s a good offensive player but not an overpowering offensive player."

Rod Thorn， GM of the Bulls， after drafting Michael Jordan.

球迷：“我们倒是但愿他有7英尺（2.13米）高，但他莫得。（选秀清单中）莫得一个中锋，我们能若何办呢？乔丹是没法儿扭转球队局面的，我也不会这么去条目他，不会给他这么的压力…他是个可以的首要型球员，不外首要能力也谈不上不战而胜。”公牛队在1983年选秀大会选中乔丹之后，球队司理罗德-索恩如是态状乔丹。

[–]76ers_The_Price_Is_Wrong_ 1008 points 18 hours ago

The teams used to be bigger than their players.

Jordan kind of changed that.

76东说念主球迷：也曾球队是凌驾于球员之上的，不外似乎乔丹变嫌了那种气象。

[–]URAMEATGOBBLER 63 points 19 hours ago

I know I’m a Bulls fan but this one is always funny

公牛球迷：诚然我是公牛球迷，但每次听到这个梗，齐嗅觉很搞笑~~

[–]MajinHoops 861 points 1 day ago

"they better get ready to back that brinks truck up"

球迷：“他们最好备一辆卡车的钱给我。”

[–]Game-Blouses-23 21 points 16 hours ago

Someone did the math， and he technically ended up more than what would be in an average Brinks truck.

球迷：有东说念主还真去算了一下，一辆平均装载量的布林克卡车能装若干钱，临了他算出来（小托马斯索取的顶薪左券的钱）一辆卡车是装不下的。

[–]Celtics_Atlas_Drugged_ 383 points 20 hours ago

This one is just sad. Isiah earned that money， he played through injury and it cost him everything.

凯尔特东说念主球迷：这个梗太伤了…小托马斯细目值那些钱的…当年带伤出战把他给毁了…

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmr_antman85 25 points 10 hours ago

That was just crazy. He never should have played through that injury. It's even more crazy how players are criticized when they don't. He's an example of why not to.

其实球迷：疯了吧！他若何着也不成带伤打球啊！关联词更离谱的是，淌若球员因伤病不上场，不知说念会被喷成啥样呢！小托马斯的故事告诉我们，为什么球员就不该带伤打球！

[–]SilentHitman1547 1285 points 1 day ago

"It feels good to be in the second round."

大香蕉

球迷：“进第二轮的嗅觉真好。”

[–]Pistonsafter12delight 779 points 1 day ago*

Tmac up 3-1， then the Pistons clapped those cheeks to win 3-4. It was hilarious.

活塞球迷：当年麦迪领衔的魔术队3-1超过活塞队，但之后活塞队以连扳三场4-3逆转晋级，打了总计东说念主的脸。太搞笑啦~~

注：2003年季后赛首轮，东部8号种子魔术队3-1超过1号种子活塞队，之后麦迪变说出了上头这句冥言。

[–]Mavericksprmaster23 1050 points 23 hours ago

If anyone is wondering， the answer is Yes...Doc Rivers was coaching that team.

独行侠球迷：我知说念全球齐很好奇…没错…那支魔术队的主教学即是他，说念格-里弗斯！

[–]T1AA 197 points 20 hours ago

Holy shit doc

球迷：厚礼蟹啊…里弗斯…

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesKingVibrant 172 points 23 hours ago

Insanity considering he’d never make it out the first round sans being a udonis Haslem for the spurs in 2013… in which they lost in game 7 back out to ray allen intensifies

骑士球迷：除了2013年在马刺队体验哈斯勒姆式养老，在总决赛被雷阿伦强行拖入抢七并输掉总决赛除外，麦迪从来莫得晋级过第二轮，这太离谱了…

注：事实上，2009年麦迪随火箭队进了季后赛第二轮。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonlukewwilson 98 points 20 hours ago

Then he retires and the Spurs win it all the next year.

湖东说念主球迷：紧接着第二年麦迪退役后，马刺立马就夺冠了…

注：2014年马刺队在总决赛4-1打败热火夺冠。

[–][NYK] Carmelo AnthonyClutchGamingGuy 1101 points 1 day ago

"We have better players than him in his position already on our team." - Carlos Boozer about LeBron after going 17-65 the year before drafting him

尼克斯球迷：“在他这个位置上，我们球队一经有更好的球员了。”在打出一个17胜65负的赛季，并决策在之后选秀大会上选詹姆斯之前，骑士球员卡洛斯-布泽尔如是谈到詹姆斯。

[–]Basic_Commercial_806[S] 667 points 23 hours ago

I just re-watched that clip. Darius Miles said Lebron can just hop on their bandwagon日本AV， as if they weren't the worst team in the league that year. LOL

球迷：我刚刚再行看了一遍采访，那时达柳斯-迈尔斯说詹姆斯来了只须随着他们的节律打就行了，这话听上去大略他们嗅觉我方打得还不赖，不是当年的定约吊车尾似的…哈哈哈！！

[–]inezco 144 points 17 hours ago

One of my favorite quotes was Ricky Davis saying he thought LeBron was drafted just to help him score more lmao.

球迷：我最爱的如故里基-戴维斯的那句-他以为骑士选詹姆斯是来辅佐他让他得更多分的呢，哈哈哈我要死啦~~~

[–]NumberOneCombosFan 48 points 14 hours ago

The Ricky David quote I saw was:

“LeBron is gonna add to what we need and just make things a little bit easier.”

It doesn't really seem like something out of line to say.

球迷：我看到过里基-戴维斯的原话：“勒布朗将填补我们所需要的东西，他可以事情变得绵薄少量。”大略也没说什么出格的话…

[–]jswagbo 13 points 13 hours ago

Yeah but o like the original post because I wanna imagine Rocky Davis being excited for Lebron to use his elite pkaymaking to find him for long 2s

球迷：楼上说得没错，但我如故心爱正本传言的那样，可以得志我的念念象力~~~念念到以后詹姆斯的精熟组织能力，可以更好地给我方喂球去投那些低效长2分儿，里基-戴维斯的蓬勃劲儿就上来了~~~

[–]Shelton26 87 points 18 hours ago

All of them then get outplayed by an 18 year old

球迷：之后他们沿途被一个18岁的孩子给打爆了…

[–]BullsPJCR1916 2097 points 1 day ago

“Now everybody wanna go play for the heat and the Lakers? Let’s go back to being competitive and going at these peoples!”

公牛球迷：“当前总计东说念主齐念念去热火和湖东说念主打球了？我们得像往常那样，得争名夺利啊，要和那些强队对着干啊！！”

[–]MavericksMahomesMccaffrey 200 points 1 day ago

I mean he never played for the heat or the Lakers!

So far

独行侠球迷：话说回归，他如实也莫得加盟热火或者湖东说念主…当前看来是这么…

[–]AdamSandlerIsntFunny 800 points 1 day ago

The OG “keep switching teams... running from the grind. You boys is chumps.”

球迷：原话是“为了求胜延续地换球队…又始乱终弃经不住考试…你们即是一帮笨蛋…”

[–]raiden_kazuha 1 point 22 hours ago

I like this more， feels like it got some dawg in it

球迷：我更心爱这句哈~听上去寥寂的硬骨头~~

[–]Lakersjdh705 34 points 1 day ago

Who said it?

湖东说念主球迷：这是谁说的？

[–]CelticsCOMMENTASIPLEASE 204 points 1 day ago

KD in like 2012

凯尔特东说念主球迷：杜兰特，貌似在2012年控制说的。

（答案揭晓）

[–]essentual 1445 points 1 day ago*

“i’ll make em both”

球迷：“我会把两个球齐罚进去！”

[–]Celticsmrr6666 90 points 23 hours ago

I’mma make ‘em boff

凯尔特东说念主球迷：语气差异，应该是“这俩罚球我进定了！”

[–]LakersJs_On_My_Yeet 52 points 1 day ago

The first quote that came to mind. Still laugh at this shit lol

湖东说念主球迷：一看到这个帖子，我脑子里立马知道的即是这句！到当前还能把我给笑喷了，哈哈哈！！

新闻聚积>>>>>>格威回忆两罚不中名格式：嗅觉我方像个傻X 裁判和我说这不成怪他

[–]NerfZhaoYun 1411 points 1 day ago2

"I'm fine in the West"

球迷：“我们在西部莫得敌手！”

[–]NBArapfigure 667 points 1 day ago

Turns out he was fined in the west.

球迷：到头来，正本是在西部被罚金莫得敌手。

[–]Suns1_quantae 505 points 23 hours ago

“I don’t believe a jump shooting team will win an NBA championship” - Charles Barkley， 2015

Golden State won the championship that year & have won 3 since.

太阳球迷：“我不信一支跳投球队会赢下NBA总冠军。”巴克利在2015年如是说。骁雄队随后在2015年得回总冠军，并在之后有拿了3冠。

[–]ThunderBrooklynfool 229 points 21 hours ago

Tbf this was a popular belief before GS changed the game.

雷霆球迷：不外讲真义，当年在骁雄队变嫌篮球比赛之前，“跳投队不成夺冠”这种说法如故比拟无数的。

[–]Warriorsbelizeanheat 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah but Charles doesn't do his homework so he didn't even understand that we also had more points in the paint than any team in the league

骁雄球迷：没错！不外巴克利那时根蒂没去了解过骁雄队！他以至不知说念当年我们的内线得分比定约任何一支球队齐多！

[–]Suns1_quantae 2 points 15 hours ago

And GS also had the best defense in the NBA at the time.

太阳球迷：何况骁雄队的凝视也那时定约最强的！

[–]Warriorsmediarch 217 points 1 day ago

Not 2， Not 3， Not 4， Not 5， Not 6， Not 7

骁雄球迷：“不是2个，不是3个，不是4个，不是5个，不是6个，不是7个。”

[–]Mvd75 96 points 1 day ago

D. Wade:

球迷：韦德暗意

[–][PHI] Andrew Toney40Vert 84 points 22 hours ago

The funny part is his apologists said he was joking， but the full quote was

Not two， not three， not four， not five， not six， not seven. Hey， and when I say that when I say that， I really believe it. I'm not just up here blowing smoke at none of these fans， because that's not what I'm about. I'm about business.

76东说念主球迷：搞笑的是，其后詹姆斯还给我方辩解，说那时他仅仅在开打趣…联系词那时他在现场是这么说的：“不是2个，不是3个，不是4个，不是5个，不是6个，不是7个…嘿，我把这话撂在这儿，我裕如折服能作念到！我不会当着现场球迷的面在这儿说空论，我不是那种东说念主！我是个讲诚信的贸易东说念主！”

[–]immolxte 47 points 17 hours ago

went to 8 straight finals after that， i think you can say he failed admirably

球迷：说了那话之后，詹姆斯一语气8年打进总决赛，我以为他可以算是永垂竹帛了。

[–]Earlier-Today 5 points 10 hours ago

Eight straight finals for those fans he was talking to? Dang - I only remember the four， then LeBron bailing because Pat Riley wouldn't do what he wanted.

I didn't know I had it wrong all this time.

球迷：他为热火球迷一语气打进过8次总决赛吗？老兄…我铭刻只须4次，接着詹姆斯就桃之夭夭了，因为帕特-莱利无法得志他的需求。我不知说念难说念正本我一直齐记错了吗？

[–]Cap_Fun 250 points 1 day ago

“They ain’t that good， man. Let’s go.” James Harden talking about the Warriors in 2015.

球迷：“他们莫得说的那么强…加油！”2015年，哈登如是态状骁雄。

注：2015年西决，哈登领衔的火箭队1-4不敌骁雄，遭到淘汰。

[–]thefreedomjourney 68 points 1 day ago

Harden carried them that series tho， his first few games were insane， but warriors clutched up every time to win despite that

球迷：不外哈登carry了阿谁系列赛，前几场打得荒谬牛！尽管如斯，骁雄队每到要道时间齐能把球赢下来…

[–]csummerss 511 points 1 day ago*

“You had the last five years，” Beverley told Curry， according to a source. “The next five years are mine.”

Patrick Beverley: “It is Pretty Much Over For You Guys” to LeBron James after the LA Clippers signed Kawhi Leonard and traded for Paul George

球迷：

“之前的五年是属于你的。”贝弗利对库里说，“异日5年是属于我的。”

在快船队签下莱昂纳德以及通过来回得到保罗-乔治之后，贝弗利对詹姆斯说：“你们差未几是要玩儿完毕。”

[–]s4r4ngh43 264 points 1 day ago

“I'm not a two-time MVP， I've never made first team All-NBA， I've never won anything. So why is there pressure on me to do something when there are guys that have won two MVPs， a bunch of MVPs and haven't done anything either?"

球迷：“我不是两届MVP，我莫得进过最好声势一阵，我什么齐还莫得赢到过，为什么要把（夺冠的）压力放在我身上？有些东说念主拿了2个如故几个MVP，当前还一事无成呢！”

[–]s4r4ngh43 267 points 1 day ago

Mr joel embiid this season whining for a pity mvp

球迷：乔尔-恩比德先生，上赛季苦苦伏乞，终于被救助了一个MVP …

[–]NuggetsActing_Appalled 97 points 1 day ago

Big time loser mentality， imagine cheering for that guy

掘金球迷：恩比德…这纯纯是超等大撸色的心态…简直还有东说念主还给这种东说念主喝彩？

[–]BBBandB 41 points 1 day ago*

“I don’t like these super teams. Loyalty is what I’m about”. - Damian Lillard

球迷：“我不心爱超等球队，我是个诚意的东说念主。” – 达米安-利拉德

[–]Trail Blazerspoepoerun[] 2 points 1 day ago

Lol， was looking for this one

拓荒者球迷：哈哈哈！！众里寻他千百度啊，这句冥言…

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